It seems every year Christmas sneaks up on me and I am running around like a chicken with it's head cut off the week before. I know I should be more prepared but damn I always think I am and then BAM it's December 20 and I haven't wrapped a damn present and I still haven't gotten all the gifts and the stockings have no stuffers and the cell phone I bought for my husband doesnt seem to work right and I think I am passing out from hyperventilation and I quit smoking so there goes my only relaxation technique so someone should start hiding the rum because if I start drinking then the criminal will be in charge of the jail!

Well I sucked it up and hit the toy store. And even though there was a HUGE sale on certain hot items I was pleasently surprised. First, no huge crowds and rude people and secondly, and what I am nost surprised at, THEY HAD THE ITEMS IN STOCK! Seriously, I went expecting to pick something else up because they would be out but I got not just one but TWO!!!!! Yeah for me and it is beginning to look alot like christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Thanksgiving but god I am so freakin stuffed and feel guilty for the probably 18,000 calories I eat yesterday. See that is how they get you. The main dish is turkey which every dietician proclaims as healthy, low fat and good for you. Then the sneak in the stuffing, mashed potatoes with gravy, bread and please let's not forget the pie. Oh how evil they can be. I think I will be on the salad diet for the next month or at least till I can see my feet again!

P.S.If anyone can tell me how it is possible that the feast I ate yesterday has already made it to my waistline I would appreciate it very much.

P.P.S. If anyone has every tried that apple cider vinegar thing please tell me it works cause I am seriously about to try it.

Okay I just finished watching Charlie and the chocolate factory. Does it make me really weird to still find Johnny Depp incredibly sexy even in that movie?!?!?!?!?

And I say that title as nicely as possible but seriously she scares me! And I am religious!!! I was watching the ending last night and went back and forth from laughing to being terrified so fast my emotions got whiplash!!! Those poor kids looked terrified and the husband just look whipped as whipped can be!

However, I thought it awfully funny that after the big tantrum of ripping up the letter and screaming how the money was tainted and ungodly she decided to take it so she can get..... GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY!

Seriously not to help out orphans or the hungry or the homeless which would be considered a "christian like" thing but to staple her stomach. Gotta love t.v.

Okay usually I am not a big TV fan and I don't follow any show regularly since Friends went off the air. However, when I saw the preview for trading spouses I thought I so had to watch this!! That lady looks nuts and usually any show on fox has one crazy person but seriously this lady is NUTS!! I watched the first half and between her dry heaving all over the backyard at some weird smell that no one else smelled, or is it smelt, and her complete intolerance of anything different I was mesmerized! So I will have to post tomorrow about how nuts she was in todays show cause it will probably be the funniest thing all week!!!

I have always been known as the good one. The one who always does what is expected and never says no. Well at least to my family. However, please take my advice and never overstep my bounds.

I reached my limit today and finally let out the anger and frustration in very loud words. I have to say that I feel much better and I think people will respect me more because I won't take any more crap from them.

So my next piece of advice is to always speak up for yourself and those who you love. Not necessarily with loud words but her if they are needed by all means, but I think it is very important to set your boundaries and stick to them. If someone wants/needs a doormat go freakin buy one!

You know who you are and if you don't then beware of karma. What you did was heinous and your time will come.

Today I am pissed and rightfully so. Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day and more hopeful things will come about.

Well, I am not dressing up again this year because my lovely children are in that awkward time when they would be mortally embarrassed if I even attempted any type of costume. So being the lovely parent I am I am going to respect that. Not happy about it though. I don't know what their problem is though. What is so embarrasing about me dressing up as a hooker witch? Just kidding geez some people have no sense of humor! I am looking forward to trick-or-treating tonight because I am the one who checks the candy and I don't know why but those reeses cups always look a little funny so they are not able to be eaten. By kids :) Yes I steal all the reeses cups and am sooooo not ashamed! I have to walk around for an hour while my kids beg for candy and I can't even wear a costume the least I can get is some damn candy!

So I hope you all have a fun Halloween and when you eat your peanut butter cups think of me :o)


P.S. Do you think it would be a REALLY bad idea if I put colored hairspray on my white cat?? Come on even you PETA people have got to think that might be a lil funny????

Okay so I am in tonight sitting here with a mud mask trying to purge my pores and cure boredom. Not working. Have the movie Sahara playing on the dvd but besides looking at Matthew looking all sexy not much else cause I am still bored.

The good but completely off topic news is that I am now officially ready for Halloween. Every costume is bought and all the candy is ready and I am so proud of myself because I did not open any of the bags. Well at least not until today and it was only one bag and it was the reeses cups and seriously who has the self-discipline to not eat a reeses cup when you know the bag is just sitting there. Seriously I think it is scientifically impossible.